(NLL) - The National Football League today released new Half-Time show rules and a renewed commitment to family values. "The lessons of Superbowl 2004 continue to direct the entertainment value of the world's greatest game" began the press release distributed by the NFL. The new rules for performers include the following: necklines will not go below the collarbone; legs to be covered to 1 inch below the ankle; arms covered to the wrist; no body openings on any costumes; all costumes will have to successfully pass a 'pull-test' to ensure no seams will easily come apart. Performance fines will also be enforced should anything go wrong. "We have a long way to go to make amends to the general public for bad behavior in the past" of performers. stated the source.

 

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