(WDT) - President George Bush's daughter Jenna skipped her commencement ceremony amid criticism of the handling of the University of Texas's stance of their political affairs department concerning her father's stance on the war in Iraq. The U of T, of course, fully supports George W. Bush and the administrations hard line offence against Iraqi insurgents. Security issues notwithstanding, Jenna Bush stated that, as a fully qualified English Major she will immediately request that the Queen of England force Tony Blair's hand and step away from the Middle East. When told that her academic title does not confer such authority upon her Jenna replied "What?"

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