(OBS) -
The Seattle Boat Show was off to a horrific start when a boat
trailer careened out of control trapping one and severely injuring
one other earlier today. Mr. Sevensten, a boat show representative
stated "This was a totally freak accident and had nothing
whatsoever to do with the poor choice of location as many have
suggested." It should be noted that there were several protesters
on hand at the start of this year's boat show condemning local
government for allowing the show to go on in an old-growth forest,
more than 150 miles from the ocean. "We had nothing to do with the
accident" said Murray Walter, spokesman for 'Old Growth Tree
Supporters' or 'OGTS', "but nature does have a voice of it's own,
one way or another". The trapped lady was freed after 20 minutes
of being pinned down by the errant boat trailer. It was later
revealed that she was a member of the protest group and had
chained herself to the boat trailer.
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